Religion is so not my thing

This has been the worst story I've ever had to write. I know basically nothing about religion, and I got conned (!!!) into writing a story... about religion. Totally out of my comfort zone. I sent an e-mail to Dr. Warlick, who is apparently the guy to talk to about religion on campus, and he has yet to respond. Having to write this story just keeps getting better and better. I doubt that I did it any justice, but whatever. I'm ready to hand it in and be done with it.